Llamas with Hats 1
Season 1, Episode 1
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Air date February 19, 2009
Written by Jason Steele
Directed by Jason Steele
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Llamas with Hats 1 is the first episode of the Llamas with Hats series.


This is the first video in the "Llamas with Hats" series. This video takes place within the house of Paul and Carl. It begins with Paul exclaiming "Carl! There's a dead human in our house!" Carl claims ignorance, but admits to killing the dead human by stabbing him 37 times in the chest after being asked what he had been doing before Paul returned home. Carl then admits to cooking the dead human's hands and eating them to satisfy his cravings, the rumblies. Paul questions Carl what is wrong with him, to which Carl replies "well I kill people and I eat hands. That's two things."
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Notable Quotes Edit

"Carl! There's a dead human in our house!" -Paul

"Why did you kill this person, Carl?" -Paul "I do not kill people, that is... that is my least favorite thing to do." -Carl

"Carl, that kills people!" -Paul

"His hands... Why are they missing?" -Paul "Well I, uh... I kinda cooked them up... And ate them." -Carl

"My stomach was making the rumblies..." -Carl "Carl!" -Paul "That only hands would satisfy!" -Carl

"What is wrong with you, Carl?" -Paul "Well I kill people and I eat hands, that's... That's two things." -Carl

Deaths Edit

Dead Human: Killed by Carl by stabbing him to death for possibly intruding.

Published Edit

February 19, 2009

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